BROOM Breaking News

Slug Slaughter
The sensational season has safely ensured that there was really enough rain. This was a necessary need for nature and the well-known weed and the slimy slugs have particularly prospered from the wet weather. The population pretty much exploded and our dear duck Rosemary is very anxious to eat all the delicious dinners our outdoor indoor office offers.
How can you handle the slug surplus? One possible option is to post the slugs and send them to our office. Alternatively, you could also ask for the next farmer who possesses poultry in the disguise of ducks - hungry ducks. You just have to collect a couple of hundreds of slugs, store them safely and then take them to their destiny. Too much trouble? Then why not get your own or let them take over. (MF)

Sun, Sun, sun, Here We Come

In this place we had intended to present you an interview with summer - unfortunately, we couldn't find it anywhere... If you see it somewhere, please send it over to our place!(MF)

Shame and Scandal in the FIFA

(The World) Insiders have long been claiming that the world association of Muggle football had fallen prey to corruption and bribery, but now these voices are supported by countless state prosecutors who did not hesitate but arrested some of the leading members of the famous association.
We can all recollect the scandal that was caused by the deeds of our own committee responsible for the Quidditch world cup a couple of years ago. Now, it seems, the Muggle world is facing a similar scandal evolving around the first league (sorry for the pun) of football associates and representatives.
Shamefully this scandal took place on the highest level - well, almost as the long-time president Blatter claims he had not known a thing about the misconduct of his subjects. Countless officials are accused of having taken money in order to give different advantages to countries concerning the championship and other competitions.
However, this is not all that has happened. Well informed sources claim that some of the arrested acted on the account of Blatter who had asked them to acquire votes for his different elections. This would at least explain why so far nothing has happened inside the association to stop or even prevent further misconduct.
This will be Blatter's last chance - or actually, the association's last chance to prove that they are not a bunch of corrupt and greedy old men.(All)